The vendor took my opinion that I shared in private and just went batshit crazy attacking me in defense that his juice was "good" and he has no unsatisfied customers. Sure. (would have been a good time to listen, shut up and take notes, but no..he got emotional) The shows require social media outlet interactions, as well, encourage you to leave reviews etc on the juice you receive ... in essence, it is a bought-for review, when part of the requirement to win ... is to do some advertising for them.
When your juice tastes like perfume, you may have to put a tux on a pig. MyMojoVape has a line that is horrible, oh, but comes in a bottle that has an LED light on the bottom with 3 modes. Cool, I'm going to pour the juice out, peel the label off, and have a cool bottle out of the deal at least, not a total loss I guess.
Not surprisingly, this company also offers lip balm, flavored of course. Their eye is not on being a good ejuice company, their eye is on making money working with cheap flavors and tinctures.
Every vaper will tell you, "taste is subjective" ... but only to a point. If it is horrendously bad, it will not be good for any palette and thus is a bad juice, when you open the bottle of relic candy, and take a nose full it is reminiscent of alcohol based perfume, not the creamy goodness of other juices we've come to love.
So, they have lit bottles, Christmas color scheme, cartoonish logo, their shipping package is impressive, but wish they would have concentrated more on quality juice ingredients/flavors than worrying what their package looked like sitting in someones garbage. A bit vein, and does not take criticism at all.
Lip balm by mymojovape (lol) :
| Stickers, lip balm, lighted bottles (and crap juice) |
I was going to show all of the 20+ emails that culminated from my one critique of his "ejuice" ... but there is no need, I want to keep this short and sweet, and there's no need for more drama out of this kid. He even ran to the show host "Hoppy" he "sponsors" (sounds more like the show is sponsoring HIM) ... and complained about me having an opinion about his product. To the point, the show host emailed me and came down on me, no kidding. (Hoppy banned me for having this opinion lol, which the only reason it's a bit of concern is due to the fact Frank/Hoppy is an officer of the law, and reacts emotionally to situations, he'll be the next one we read about).
Here is my initial email to Michael Bryant Fagaroo , after him having sent me an invitation to fill out a review of the juice I "purchased" ;;;
I received the candy relic, and am really let down.
When I have high hopes, and am let down, I find it more polite to say nothing.
I'm going to not
leave a review anywhere of my honest $.02, ... instead, may I ask you
to tank up the candy relic, and vape it off the shelf for a week. I
have a feeling you have not done that. (its way too perfumey ... tried
in a tank, and dripper)
Appreciate the follow-up, I can only hope you appreciate my input as well.
I really thought he would take that advice and try to better the juice, as it is not the first version he has ever made, so I thought he was open minded and looking for honest opinions, not charity. heh
KEEP READING>>>>
As you saw, my initial contact to him was polite, but bad news to him, and later on, he's calling me crazy.
That should tell you all you need to know about this young juice maker, lip balm extraordinaire ... he has no business sense, ethics or desire to be in customer service, but cannot justify to buy professional customer service yet.
I was in a show one day, and they were interviewing some juice maker (who knows), and he was crying and moaning about how many people were contacting him to ask questions about their orders, or to inquire about a product. Instead of him being happy to be popular and sought after .... he was complaining people wouldn't leave him alone to spend the weekend with his family. What he needed was to spend a little more to have a business phone people can leave their concerns on. Some of the juice makers today, invest every penny they have into their stock and equipment, then short themselves on customer service and advertising. Not too smart.
VapeStorm is one of my new favorites, GorgeVapor is an old-time favorite, first vendor I ever ordered from and has a TRUE bubblegum that is quality called "bazooka jane". I order up a 60ml every once in a while.
Gorge has your juice in the mailmans hands the next day, consistently. Took almost a month to receive my juice from mymojo. They think waiting for a juice for 4 weeks is "good timing for a win" ... well, maybe, but is a horrible first impression, and is someone I would never order from.
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| What I really think of MyMojoVape product and CS lol |
This is the 2nd vendor lately I've run into that takes criticism personally, and gets emotional (mad) instead of keeping their head and dealing with business in a professional manner. The more and more juice companies that start up, there are going to be more and more, who gave up their dog sitting job to start a juice company. They're young, inexperienced 'men' and 'women' that have no sense of business and etiquette ... and when that happens, you get flash and no quality ...... some don't even have a store, or web site, yet they are trying to sell a product. Just really no forethought and business strategy ... I don't understand those people.
I liked to win juice to try on the vape shows then try to mimic the ones I enjoy while mixing my own juice. It's not rocket science when it comes to mixing juice, and that's what I'll stick to for a while until the FDA knocks the kiddys out of the business.
Michael Bryant Fajardo doubted my resolve to let the public know in a professional (non emotional) way I would show him for what he is, which is an emotional young man, old boy that wants to ride the wave of unregulated ejuice profit. Be wise in your purchase decisions, if everyone in a chat room is telling you to buy one juice, question them, as they may all just love the juice maker and want you to donate your money for their horrible product. Don't buy it until you try it (rule of thumb), lets try to keep these juice makers in line and hopefully they'll take customer service and product quality a little more seriously.
Forget 'bout it ... Smokie loves the lights too, and your marketing.
He politely leaves out any mention of the quality of the actual juice.
Well, that's my opinion.
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Here are some of the emails I endured after having contacted him, what an asshole.
| My concerns in his mind is a "fiasco" (don't expect much from Mike) |
| See here, he has enough customers, he's BEYOND success. Boy, Mike is beyond something alright ... narcissist much? |
https://www.facebook.com/groups/50hmVaperZ/ Frank D'Ambrosio Hoppy cop police officer leo



